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1 month ago
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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1 month ago
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
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1 month ago
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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1 month ago
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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1 month ago
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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1 month ago
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
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1 month ago
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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1 month ago
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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1 month ago
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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1 month ago
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
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1 month ago
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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1 month ago
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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1 month ago
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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1 month ago
Why was the stadium so cool?
Because it was filled with fans.
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1 month ago
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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1 month ago
Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.