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11 months ago

Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey, bud!

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why was the stadium so cool?

Because it was filled with fans.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Posted by Oerror .com

11 months ago

Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender?

Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.